Lady Gaga has a Valentine’s Day surprise for the Little Monsters, whether your holiday plans are of the “Edge of Glory” or “I’ll Never Love Again” varieties. On February 18, pursue a bad romance all your own with the latest launch from Gaga’s Haus Laboratories.

Meet the Le Monster Matte Lip Crayon, a new cream-to-matte crayon that comes in 12 shades and is guaranteed to give your pout some self-love. “We created Le Monster Matte Lip Crayon for the lipstick lover who can’t get enough,” Gaga said in a statement. “It’s easy to apply and stays on, just like my monster makeup stays on during concerts. It’s reliable, irresistible, and sexy.”

As if emulating the Monther Monster wasn’t enough, Haus Laboratories’ global artistry director Sarah Tanno emphasizes the product’s “one swipe full-coverage pigment,” which is “ultra-matte and wears very feather-light.” Tanno continued in a statement, “the ultimate test on product performance is if it can last during one of Gaga’s shows, and it has exceeded all our expectations. You want to be able to trust your products, and this is the most reliable lipstick. More than anything, we want you to love our products and trust we’ve done our homework. The 12 tones have been tested on all skin tones and undertones to make sure that we have an inclusive range of colors.”

Those water-resistant, streak-free shades range from “Dust,” a nude pink to “Pusher,” a burgundy wine hue. Plus, ten other lip crayon colors to love:

“Talk Dirty” (Nude Mauve)”Power Move” (Soft Rose)”Fire Me” (Dirty Orange)”Miami Tango” (Red Orange)”1950″ (Pure Red)”Mastered” (Cherry Red)”Greaser” (Soft Fuchsia)”Hot Rod” (Neon Pink)”Rebel” (Pink Punch)”Destroyer” (Plum Berry)

The vegan, cruelty-free lip crayons are $18 and will be available via and Amazon on February 18.


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